As short as it is, my hair is already in the, “MUST BE TRIMMED IMMEDIATELY” zone. This is mainly because, duh, when you shave it, your hair grows in all at the same length all over your entire head. At a certain point, this begins to look like a hair-helmet.
I’ve been firmly in the hair-helmet phase for at least a week. No amount of gooping it up with product to flatten this end and poof out that end is convincing anyone otherwise.
So, it’s time for a cut to make it look like something purposed is going on up there, rather than that I just shaved my head and am now haphazardly letting it grow in.
And since I have to get it cut anyway, I’m thinking I should probably take advantage of this rare opportunity, and do something crazy. Maybe not craaazy. But something I’ve never done before, and probably wouldn’t unless I’d just gotten over being bald.
Almost every time I’ve thought, “I like the way that looks, but I could never pull it off,” and have had the guts to try whatever “that” was, I’ve loved it. Red lipstick. Curly platinum bob. Skinny jeans. Things that aren’t nutso, but that are well within, “Oh yeah that would never work on mousy poop-haired me” territory.
So, I’m willing to do it again. What do you think?
Maybe dye it blonde? Or red?
Do some sort of asymmetrical thing?
Mohawks have been suggested by many, but. Are we sure about this one, guys? I don’t knowww.
Any ideas for something crazy to do to my hair while it grows back?
*I keep mistyping “cut” as “CUTE” which I think might be Freudian or something.
**Are we sick of talking about hair? I can stop talking about hair.